c'mon people!

It's been two years since Genie said anything ridiculous? I highly doubt that. You Arizona people need to step up your game and keep us Chicagoans in the loop on the ongoing Genieisms.

Crazy celebrities and their hippie kids

Yes, we all love to tease our dear friend, but admit it- you've learned things from her too. Like tonight, when I found out that River Phoenix has a brother named Joe-queen.

Did you guys know that?

Everyone must watch Penelope

There is a new movie out called Penelope. It looks horrible, but I propose that we all go see it with Eugenie, just to see what she says.

Who's with me?

Louse Slots

walking down the strip in vegas, there's a sign that reads: LOOSE SLOTS.

i say, "change the O to a U and you've got us!" lindsey, tawnie and i giggle at my stupid joke.

genie asks, "LOUSE SLOTS?"

we all laugh hysterically. good times.

Welcome, Penelope!

This is the one and only place on the world wide web that you'll find Genieisms... countless tales of careless slips-of-the-tongue by our dearly beloved Eugenie Wu.

From time to time I'll post a new Genieism, and we'll look for your feedback on the situation as well as Genies, as she feels she might have some explaining to do. I must say, some of these are simply unexplainable!

Now, I'm going to kick things off with the classic, numero uno, Genieism.

PENELOPE!

If my memory serves me correctly, we were in a hotel room somewhere in California watching a movie. When the credits began to roll, Genie asked, "Seriously, who would name their kid Penelope?" The issue, you may ask? She pronounced it pen-il-lope.

Discuss amongst yourselves!